Car Service Banter

Sarah: [Bright and energetic] Hello! You’ve reached the car call centre. My name is Sarah, how may I assist you today? Caller: [Frantic] Hi Sarah, I am in Morayfield, and …

Stick To the Ground

I like the idea of flying cars as much as the next person, but it’s all just speculative, and very emotion-driven. That new society had the gall to come to …

Blatant Car Misrepresentation

It should be fairly obvious to everyone at this stage that Her-Bla has gone careening off the rails, and serious action is required. I’m talking letters to the editor, I’m …

Self-Diagnostic Genius

Currently there are well over a billion cars in the world, which is pretty much all the justification I needed to launch an evil plot to give them all brains …

Dad’s Chauffeur Service

Being a single parent to a child prodigy is no walk in the park. You see, Bruno is starting to rise through the ranks of our local dance eisteddfod circuit …