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Stick To the Ground

I like the idea of flying cars as much as the next person, but it’s all just speculative, and very emotion-driven. That new society had the gall to come to …

The Early Laundry

Mother and Father were very hot on all the latest styles. We lived in quite a large house, and I should know because it was a LOT of cleaning to …

Blatant Car Misrepresentation

It should be fairly obvious to everyone at this stage that Her-Bla has gone careening off the rails, and serious action is required. I’m talking letters to the editor, I’m …

A Cooler Climate

Angus is a poser, and everyone knows it. He’s a really nice poser, and everyone also knows that they like him, because it’s hard not to like someone with a …

Self-Diagnostic Genius

Currently there are well over a billion cars in the world, which is pretty much all the justification I needed to launch an evil plot to give them all brains …

Drain Blues

They were just three kids. Close in age – 18, 20 and 21. They had barely experienced life but they craved it so much. They wanted twists and turns, curves …

My Breaking Heart

I sold THREE records at the Indie Music Gathering (that’s what it was officially called) on the weekend, so now I’ve been spurred to greater artistic heights. I must create, …

Offices For Cats

Man, NONE of my friends are into the same stuff as me. And like, it’s not a huge thing for me, bit every now and then I find a TV …

Standards for Tea

There’s NOTHING worse than having to find a new hangout spot when your perfect place gets shut down. Nothing. NOTHING. So it turns out Madame Insensé was running an illegal …

Moose Fur

They better hurry up and perfect instant hair transplants, because I grow tired of this nest of birds. I’m actually surprised to wake up each morning and find that there …