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Standards for Tea

There’s NOTHING worse than having to find a new hangout spot when your perfect place gets shut down. Nothing. NOTHING. So it turns out Madame Insensé was running an illegal …

Moose Fur

They better hurry up and perfect instant hair transplants, because I grow tired of this nest of birds. I’m actually surprised to wake up each morning and find that there …

Mad Pad

Moving into a new home is always a bit of an identity shake-up. I mean, when you’ve lived somewhere for a while, it starts to take on a certain character, …

Bath Reno Possibilities

It’s been too long since I lived in a house with a bathtub. Now that the warmer weather is here, it’s easy to slip into not giving a toss about …

New-Fangled Needling

Until this time three years ago, I didn’t know anything about manual therapies. If you’d asked, I’d have speculated that they were something to do with helping you make sense …

Holding Out for a Hamster-Person

I just can’t wait for the future, when hyper-intelligent hamster people will be doing all of this work for us. Some people think it’ll all be bots, but I seriously …

Dad’s Chauffeur Service

Being a single parent to a child prodigy is no walk in the park. You see, Bruno is starting to rise through the ranks of our local dance eisteddfod circuit …

Australia and Its Wonderful Glass

I fully understand the need for security in the family headquarters. Back in our ancestral home of Urusai Castle, we has security of the highest order, not least of which …

A Heated Family Exchange

Trust the heating at our house to go weird on the one weekend my mother-in-law comes to stay. Of course, she tried to keep her reaction under wraps, but I …