What a Motor-Mouth
My mate’s uncle, Frederick, is a very particular breed of boating enthusiast. I have reason to suspect that he doesn’t actually know a great deal about how the things work, …
Breathing In Some New Info
I forgot to bring my headphones with me today, which meant I had to listen to the standard parade of zany-meets-boring conversations during my commute. Once my ears latch onto …
Play Equipment Has Changed
Back in my day – yep, I’m starting a sentence like with ‘back in my day’ – we got by with battery-operated board games made of flimsy plastic, and electronic …
Co-working Space Needs Light
There’s a new co-working space on my street, and I think I’m going to join its management committee. Why? Well, because I’m interested in using the place, but am just …
The Art of Transporting Tools
I’ve been travelling out to events of the outdoor festival persuasion, painting rig in tow, and there I’m paid to paint in various locations – on stages, in demountable galleries, …
Fillers, Dermals, All the Things
OH. MY. FILLERS. Just, fillers everywhere. Everyone getting fillers. Fillers in your dermals, fillers in your lips, fillers in your fillers! Week of Our Lives tackles fillers in an episode …
The Trials of the Socialite
People honestly think that being a socialite is easy. For real! It’s the same thing as people thinking that acting is easy, or pet-sitting is easy. Uh, you don’t KNOW, …
I Would BE the Wandering Porcupine
Man, I sure do wish I could perform ninja feats in real life. Ugh…it’s like, you want to be able to do all that stuff, but instead of your whole …
Tactful Depictions of Tree Removal, On My Television?
Everyone’s going crazy over their love for the new superhero movie, Snack Banter, and here’s me just wondering what all the fuss is about. The CGI looks a bit ropey …
Curing the homeowner curse
I’ve never seen my best friend Fiona so stressed. She is a senior speech pathologist, type A personality, runs marathons to alleviate stress. It’s actually quite rare to see her …